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Do you want to meet a sexy katoey, a lady- boy? |
In Thailand they know three sexes: male, female and Katoey (ladyboy), women of the second category.
During night-time you will find katoeys lingering down Sukhumvit. It is good advice to watch your belongings, it is said.
Many more of them (and more exciting) you will find
at Nana Entertainment Plaza
Entering the place all the 'ladies' lay siege to you wanting you to pay them a drink or more. Ask for mama-san to have a drink with you. Hopefully she will tell you which one is the right lady for you.
Last time I ordered a Singha beer for me and a coke for my 'lady' in one of the bars. I got the beer, the coke and three lady-drinks for her merciless smiling 'sisters', too. It was my shortest stay in a bar ever.
Is there a
difference between 'Casanova', 'Obsessions'
and 'Cascade'?
There is, indeed. In 'Casanova' you find the tall
and long- legged 'ladies' in 'Obsessions' the more
cute ones - in my opinion that is - and in 'Cascade' I met
Khun Soda the lady with the long blonde hair on my
left side and Khun Dolly the black cat on my right
side. What a feeling!
If you want to communicate with a
katoey separately: about 500 Baht
bar-fine, at least 850 Baht
for the lady.
If
you need a room the lady will guide you to 'Tattoo',
Nana Entertainment Plaza, 3rd floor, 300 Baht
, 350 Baht de
luxe (with a bath- tub).
... and in Soi Cowboy
Nice Bar
some ladies, some katoeys - when you found the right lady or 'lady' he/she wants
to tac-tac with you immediately. There is a short-time- hotel corner Asoke/ Soi
Cowboy.
How can you tell a katoey from
a lady?
Have a look at the throat. If there is to be seen an Adam's
apple then you know
for sure: katoey. Someti
mes it is removed by surgery. Therefore I ask the lady
to show me a fist.
Real ladies cannot do it. If you do not believe ask your lady to do so. Your
lady is a lady hopefully. Look at her fist and you know what I am talking about.
There is one hint for sure: the 'lady' wants to be paid in advance.
In 'Obsession', Nana Entertainment Plaza, I asked the 'lady' to do so. She clenched the fist skillfully and showed me the scars as well. 'Too many fights!' that's what she said.
Usually the katoey are more beautiful than girls and wearing bigger bras, shorter skirts, more make-up and showing slimmer buttocks, but the last time I saw a 'lady' with stuffed jeans: hips like a lady painted by Rubens!
| If you still do not know whether he is a lady or she is a boy then you will find an accordant link in http://www.soi-katoey.com to check it out. |
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Many of the 'ladies' are wearing high- heeled- shoes made out kind of a transparent plastic. The were working in a bar called 'Crack House' in the former Clinton- Plaza.
Just in case your teerak (darling) is a katoey now the everlasting question is what to bring along the next time? Katoey like sexy cloths - leather or latex preferably.
Why would I prefer to stay with a katoey when I am looking for a relationship for more than one month? Katoey do not have menstrual periods ;-)
Last but not least a (true) story:
A man was lingering down Sukhumvit, Bangkok, Thailand, on his very first evening where he met the most gorgeous girl he had ever seen.
She smiled, he smiled and everything ended up in the often heard question: pai dooai mai may I go with you?
In the hotel- room he asked her about the prices politely. She offered him a hand- job for 500 US$.
'500 US$?! No hand job on this planet is worth it!" the man gasped.
The lady asked him to come to the window: 'Do you see the apartment- house here and the tower block over there? They all belong to me. It is because I am doing an extraordinary hand job.' She smiled gently.
The man was swept off his feet. 'Damned, I will try it.'
Later sitting on the bed the man had to admit that it had been the most outstanding hand job in his whole life.
The next day he met her again in the hotel
room. Jokily he asked her: 'And a blow job is 1,000 US$?'
'Oh, no, 1,500.' she replied. Again he could not believe it: 'A blow job could
never cost that much!' he said unbelievingly.
'Come to the window. Do you see the mall- complex here and the department store over there? They all belong to me. It is because I am doing an extraordinary blow job.' She smiled even more gently.
Stunned the man said: 'Prove it!'
With weak knees he was convinced that this had been the most unbelievable blow job he had ever had.
He could not help it: 'What about the pussy?
What is the price for the pussy?'
'Please come to the window. Do you see Bangkok there, all the lights and all the
buildings?'
'And this all belongs to you?' the man spluttered.
With the most gentle smile she answered: 'No, but it could, if I only had a pussy!'
last updated: 10/31/06