This is a frequently asked question: What to bring my teerak (sweetheart) along?
Money, of course, but there is a more exciting alternative:
Sexy lingerie or what is more interesting in my
age: sexy dessous.
In Thailand it is forbidden by law to leave the house without wearing underwear.
(What do they wear under a sarong in Isaan? It is kind of a skirt which men like me are wearing outside the house.)
Thus, tell your teerak (sweetheart) simply either she stays with you in the hotel room (without wearing lingerie) or she is wearing the underwear you brought along which will cause clean and especially white skin by the way! If she doesn't believe it she should have a look at the naang saao farang (western girls) shown at advertising placards ;-)
I see that you do not want to ask in appropriate shops with a flush all over. There is something more convenient: the
It is auctioneers in
internet which offers items in various categories like: toys,
tools, fetish for instance and lingerie,
too, starting with 1
.
To buy at auctions is fun, after all, for there is that button
Pay attention to the size of the item you buy at the auctions: everything which is larger than 'S' is too large probably!
Talking about ' size ' I am reminding that the condoms I am buying in Thailand are often too small - for me that is ;-)*
In the Diskount Basar you get the information in advance what the price is here if your annual packet does not include two pieces solely.
I bought at the auctions something outstanding for my Thai lady and me. They asked me to pay in advance. The address is 'Erotik Basar'. I paid, of course, via my bank account. Now the two nice ladies working in my bank, my tax consultant and the tax office know for what I am spending money.
You should do better: send the money to Mirjam Schaefer!
| The website is written in German but
you can see the picture and the price. Delivery only in Europe. |
* once in a while I swindle but not always!
last updated: 04/07/04